Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire (Mr Gum, Book 2)

By Andy Stanton

This can be bizarre, wacky and one in one million: a pass among Roald Dahl and Monty Python. Mr Gum is again during this moment hilarious publication and he's as nasty as ever! actually, he's completely grimsters. yet this book's not only approximately him. learn this ebook and you'll meet a gingerbread guy named Alan Taylor who has electrical muscle tissues! Plus, all our favorite characters are again: the little woman known as Polly, the evil butcher referred to as Billy William The 3rd, and the very clever guy, Friday O'Leary. And, who might overlook loveable Jake the puppy, or the indignant fairy who lives in Mr Gum's tub and whacks him at the head with a frying-pan?

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Examine what’s being acknowledged approximately You’re a nasty guy, Mr Gum! ‘Funny? You wager, and the humour isn't of the willy, poo, bum type. the following unhappy squirrels blow their noses on passing butterflies, humans converse funty – sorry humorous – and the whole lot approximately ends on web page twelve. Worryingly fabulous. ’ Philip Ardagh, mother or father ‘We laughed lots it harm. ’ Sophie, elderly nine ‘This is a rebellion, it's hilarious, it's awesome . . . most sensible ebook I’ve learn in many years, it doesn't matter what age it really is for . . . Stanton’s the Guv’nor, The Boss.

Stated Polly in shock. ‘It’s true,’ acknowledged Alan Taylor, protecting up a small glossy item for all to work out. ‘For you gave me this fifty pence piece, notwithstanding it was once the entire cash you had on the earth. And as I lay in mattress feeling sorry for myself I realised it truly is friendship that's very important in existence, now not funds. ’ He passed Polly again her coin after which persisted. ‘Now,’ he speeched. ‘Time to do anything I must have performed decades in the past. This –’ he acknowledged, protecting up the biscuit tin, ‘this has introduced me in simple terms distress and it’s stopped me from seeing what real neighbors are, and such things as that.

He sang, dancing round within the grass and throwing banknotes at a passing aphid. ‘Do you're keen on me, Polly? do you need a few funds? ’ ‘I simply advised you,’ stated Polly firmly. ‘That’s now not what friendship is all approximately. ’ ‘Of direction it is,’ spoke back Alan Taylor with a frown. ‘But hear. Come around day after today afternoon, sooner than the occasion starts off. I’ll express you my residence and provoke you THAT manner as an alternative. ’ good, the reality was once, Polly did are looking to see inside of that marvellous condominium. and she or he cherished Alan Taylor, even supposing he appeared a piece stressed approximately cash and friendship.

He gabbled, bravely ignoring the entire blood and guts and the pile of odd twisty bones within the nook. ‘I am Alan Taylor and I’m having a celebration the following day evening on Boaster’s Hill! Do come alongside. You’d be such a lot welco–’ A bushy previous pig’s head fell off a hook, slid down the wall and got here rolling slowly in the direction of him. With that, the final of Alan Taylor’s braveness disappeared. He gave a bit yelp, threw a handful of cash into the air and ran again outdoor to protection. ‘Did you spot that? ’ acknowledged Mr Gum, stuffing the money down his pants the place nobody might dare to head after it, now not even Billy William.

No time for that, Caterpillar Joe! ’ answered Mr Gum, that's what he also known as Billy while he used to be over-excited with evil. ‘You’re over-excited with evil, ain’tcha? ’ stated Billy. ‘I can continuously inform. ’ ‘It’s true,’ acknowledged Mr Gum, leaping up at the counter and dancing round in a bucket of pig’s brains. ‘I fancies doin’ a few negative undesirable deeds this present day an’ no mistake! ’ ‘I be aware of what’d be funty,’ stated Billy William, scratching his chin with a protracted unwashed finger. (He continuously said the observe ‘funny’ during this means.

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