It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

By Rodney Dangerfield

An American comedian icon tells the tale of his second–act upward thrust from obscurity to multimedia stardom.

"When i used to be a kid," writes Rodney Dangerfield, "I labored difficult areas in exhibit business––places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room. Or Aldo's, previously Vito's, previously Nunzio's. That used to be a difficult joint. I checked out the menu. they'd damaged leg of lamb." For as soon as, considered one of America's so much cherished comedian icons is not kidding. Dangerfield has noticeable each point of the leisure undefined: the rough–and–tumble nightclubs, the behind the curtain gag–writing periods, the medication, the hookers, the awful day jobs – and the red–carpet superstar remedy. As he strains his direction from a terrible youth on big apple to his enshrinement as a comedy legend, he's taking readers on a roller–coaster experience via a lifestyles that has been alternately touching, sordid, humorous, raunchy, and uplifting – equivalent elements "Little Orphan Annie" and "Caligula." and in contrast to such a lot big name autobiographers, he turns out to haven't any qualms approximately offering the unfiltered entire tale, warts and all.

Dangerfield's own tale can be a rollicking exhibit company story, choked with marquee name–droppings (Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison, Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld) and solid tales approximately similar. Defying the previous saws in regards to the fleeting nature of popularity and the lack of moment acts in American existence, Dangerfield remodeled himself from a debt–ridden aluminium–siding salesman named Jack Roy to a multimedia megastar – and stayed an icon for many years. His catchphrase – "I get no admire" – has entered the lexicon, and he is still a visual cultural presence and perennial talk–show visitor.

Dangerfield's hilarious and encouraging musings should still thrill comedy fanatics and pop–culture watchers, and his second–act comeback will ring a bell with readers of all stripes. perhaps he will even get a few respect.

Show description

Quick preview of It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs PDF

Similar Biography books

Leaving Microsoft to Change the World: An Entrepreneur’s Odyssey to Educate the World’s Children

John wooden came upon his ardour, his maximum luck, and his life's paintings no longer at enterprise institution or assisting lead Microsoft's cost into Asia within the Nineties yet on a soul-searching journey to the Himalayas. He made the tough selection to stroll clear of his profitable profession to create Room to learn, a nonprofit association that promotes schooling around the constructing international.

The Dirty Version: On Stage, in the Studio, and in the Streets with Ol' Dirty Bastard

At the 10th anniversary of his demise, The soiled model is the 1st biography of hip hop megastar and founding member of the Wu-Tang extended family, Ol’ soiled Bastard, to be written by means of anyone from his internal circle: his right-hand guy and ally, Buddha Monk. Ol’ soiled Bastard rocketed to reputation with the Wu-Tang extended family, the raucous and renegade workforce that altered the area of hip hop eternally.

Washington: A Life

A gripping portrait of the 1st president of the us from the writer of Alexander Hamilton, the recent York occasions bestselling biography that encouraged the musical. Celebrated biographer Ron Chernow offers a richly nuanced portrait of the daddy of our kingdom and the 1st president of the U.S..

Black Diamonds: The Downfall of an Aristocratic Dynasty and the Fifty Years That Changed England

From the hot York Times–bestselling writer of the key Rooms, the extreme actual tale of the downfall of 1 of England’s wealthiest familiesFans of Downton Abbey now have a go-to source for interesting, real-life tales of the surprising lives led via England’s aristocrats. With the novelistic aptitude and knack for old element Catherine Bailey displayed in her long island occasions bestseller the key Rooms, Black Diamonds presents a page-turning chronicle of the Fitzwilliam coal-mining dynasty and their breathtaking Wentworth property, the most important deepest domestic in England.

Extra info for It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Show sample text content

Roy and Arthur was once a vaudeville comedy crew. Roy was once my father; Arthur was once my uncle Bunk. On November 22, 1921, after their final convey that evening in Philadelphia, Phil Roy acquired a choice behind the curtain, the place he was once instructed, “It’s a boy! ” My father drove that evening from Philadelphia to Babylon, manhattan, to greet his new son, Jacob Cohen. Me. (My father’s genuine identify was once Phillip Cohen; his level identify was once Phil Roy. ) i used to be born in an eighteen-room apartment owned via my mother’s sister Rose and her husband. After a few weeks, my mom took me again to her position in Jamaica, Queens, the place we lived with my four-year-old sister, Marion, my mother’s mom, my mother’s different 3 sisters—Esther, Peggy, and Pearlie—her brother Joe, and a Swedish chippie named Mack, who Esther later married.

My inventory exposure picture while I reentered express enterprise. Courtesy of the gathering of Rodney Dangerfield. round this time i purchased a brand new motor vehicle and that i picked a supervisor for a wierd cause. i used to be nonetheless doing loads of one-nighters within the Catskills, and after my exhibit I beloved to get inebriated. It used to be a couple of ninety-minute force go into reverse to long island, and that i used to be often in no situation to force myself domestic, so i began searching for a supervisor who was once an outstanding driving force. In 1963, after a few difficult years into my comeback, I received a tremendous holiday, an opportunity to audition for The Ed Sullivan exhibit, the most important sort convey on tv again then.

I walked out and did 3 or 4 jokes, and immediately i presumed, What’s subsequent? I simply stored asserting, “I don’t comprehend. What am i able to inform ya? What am i able to inform ya? ” I checked out Sullivan. His face seemed like he knew whatever used to be improper. I figured he knew I misplaced my position. I felt poor. i used to be dealing with torture attempting to think about the subsequent shaggy dog story. Now, in my head i'm groping to discover any funny story, any shaggy dog story in any respect, and at last i assumed of a shaggy dog story. I instructed it. Then i spotted I jumped approximately 3 jokes forward. I simply misplaced these and went with the remainder of it.

I’ve been broke such a lot of my lifestyles. For years i used to be making a choice on up the telephone and appearing shocked. “The money got here again? Oh! ” Celebrating my 80th birthday, at the this night express. Jay and Jim absolutely stunned me. Courtesy of the gathering of Rodney Dangerfield. Here’s me and Joan among operations. Courtesy of the gathering of Rodney Dangerfield. on a daily basis now whilst i am getting up within the morning, I learn the obituaries. The obituaries were very wonderful. usually you are going to examine the lives of a few attention-grabbing humans.

I don’t keep in mind. it will probably were a number of days, a couple of weeks. or perhaps it was once only a summer time factor. Let’s face it—at 5 years outdated, i used to be a male hooker. thank you for lookin’ after me, Ma. * * * while i used to be a child I acquired no recognize. whilst my mom and dad bought divorced there has been a custody struggle over me…and nobody confirmed up. * * * i used to be ten whilst the nice melancholy hit. funds used to be very tight then, so my father prepared for us to reside together with his mom within the East Bronx, in a truly terrible and tough local. She had a small one-bedroom condominium at the most sensible flooring of a six-story walk-up.

Download PDF sample

Rated 4.91 of 5 – based on 32 votes