The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror (Pine Cove Series)

By Christopher Moore

'Twas the evening (okay, extra just like the week) prior to Christmas, and throughout the tiny group of Pine Cove, California, individuals are busy deciding to buy, wrapping, packing, and usually entering into the vacation spirit.

But now not everyone is feeling the enjoyment. Little Joshua Barker is in determined desire of a vacation miracle. No, he is not on his deathbed; no, his puppy hasn't run clear of domestic. yet Josh is bound that he observed Santa take a shovel to the pinnacle, and now the seven-year-old has just one prayer: Please, Santa, get back from the dead.

But carry on! there is an angel ready within the wings. (Wings, get it?) it really is none except the Archangel Raziel come to Earth looking a small baby with a want that wishes granting. regrettably, our angel's no longer wearing the brightest halo within the bunch, and sooner than you could say "Kris Kringle," he is botched his sacred project and despatched the citizens of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating within the so much hilarious and frightening vacation social gathering the city has ever seen.

Move over, Charles Dickens -- it is Christopher Moore time.

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He was once pushing 40, trim, blond, and tan—the glance of an getting older surfer or a golfing seasoned in his top. Fifty toes above him, a huge fruit bat swooped during the treetops, his leathery wings silent opposed to the evening. So he may perhaps sneak up on peaches and stuff with out being detected, Tuck suggestion. “Roberto, do your small business and let’s come back to the hotel,” Tuck known as into the sky. The fruit bat barked and snagged an overhead limb as he handed, his momentum approximately sending him in a loop round it earlier than he pendulumed and settled in upside-down angle.

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Theo hated it whilst the sheriffs referred to as him by means of his first identify. “Why’s that, Joseph? ” “The child stated he notion the man may be retarded. ” “I don’t get it,” Theo stated, making an attempt to not grin. Metz walked away shaking his head. He climbed into his cruiser, then as he used to be backing earlier Theo, the passenger window whirred down. “Write up a file, Crowe. And we have to get an outline of this man to the neighborhood faculties. ” “It’s Christmas holiday. ” “Dammit, Crowe, they’ll be going again to varsity someday, won’t they?

Lena grew to become from him and leaned opposed to the counter in entrance of the dishwasher, hoping to metal herself for what she needed to do. regrettably Tuck had simply run a load of dishes and the steam from the vent in entrance used to be streaming via her skinny skirt and making her suppose inappropriately wet for righteous indignation. She spun round with get to the bottom of and allowed the dishwasher to steam her bottom as she made her pronouncement. “Look, Tucker, you're a very beautiful man…” She took a deep breath at the pause.

I received nothing,” stated the nurse. “Someone else move. ” “Tucker Case thinks his bat can talk,” shouted Arthur Tannbeau, the lifeless citrus farmer. “Who desires to sing Christmas carols? ” acknowledged Tuck. “I’ll begin. ‘Deck the halls…’” and they sang, loud sufficient to drown out the secrets and techniques of the undead. They sang with nice Christmas spirit, loud and off-key, until eventually the battering ram hit front doorways. bankruptcy 18 YOUR PUNY bug GOD guns ARE dead opposed to MY enhanced CHRISTMAS KUNG FU Molly slipped out the again door of the cabin and round the outdoor wall until eventually she may see the tall determine status prior to her photograph window.

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